im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
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i stopped studying because of this
psst hey you
i think you’re lovely!
apRIL FOOLS AHAHAAHAHA
you’re actually SUPER MEGA lovely
sorry about that
REALLY CONFIDENT CHARACTERS GETTING SHY NEAR THEIR LOVE INTERESTS
gosh why does no one have a crush on me
im not that looserish
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
Dan and Phil’s April Fools pranks!
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
i want to be one of those tumblr users that everyone addresses by their name and tells them random things and randomly gets i love yous from people they never have talked to