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I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
Hi! I'm Jessie. 18. I pick the banjo on occasions. I laugh more at my own jokes. I've fallen helplessly in love with Dean Winchester. Truth is, I get jealous easily. I'm stubborn as hell, I say sorry way too much. But..hey, don't sweat the small shit.
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i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
i'm never goin back the past is in the past me:
trying to cheer your favourite person up
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU heck
No, this is why women
survive longer than men.
this hurt to look at
actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
when you come into your room and someone’s there
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir