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i agree Jared and Genevieve are outside
Mishas wedding dress has sleeves.
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
All the cousins.
I have waited many moons for this post.
the Italian stig got style
carry me my wayward sons
fuck this show I’m so damn done
such an ache inside my chest
time to cry some more
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
I am pretty sure that, regardless of race, creed, or culture, being a little girl getting your hair done up ranks about 11 on a 10-point scale of Please Momma Don’t.
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"student loan forgiveness" "a living wage" "insurance" "friends"
"Tonks deserves somebody young and whole."
"But she wants you," said Mr. Weasley, with a small smile.